Friday, November 25, 2011

In a Mommy's World

Today I would like to talk about some silly things that happen in a Mommy's world.

In a Mommy's world there is NO SUCH THING as PRIVACY!

Let me share with you a few stories...

Bruce.

So to set the scene, I will just say.. I am in the bathroom.

Brucey: Momma, Look at my shorts!!

Me: Brucey.. I'm going to the bathroom. I'll look when I am done.

Brucey: Ok, I'll just be right here by the washer.

 (I was in our laundry room bathroom)
So he stayed right there until I was done... not quietly though.
He stuck his fingers under the door.

Momma! Can you see me!?

Brucey... Go Away!!

The sound of little feet hitting the tile slowly fades as he runs away... 
Then gets louder as her runs back to my door.

MOMMA! Look!


He slips a piece of paper under the door.

Did you get that?!

Bruce, get out of here and let me have some peace! Goodness!

I'm half annoyed and amused at the same time.
But he gets quiet. And I finish my business in peace.
*sigh*
I open the pocket door to find him direct in front of me.
*oye*

Example #2

 Zander >

Zander is still so much a momma's boy.
When he wakes up in the morning, he likes to lay with me in bed until I wake up.
Sometimes he is patient and just cuddles with me, other times he like to "ache me up".
He still wants me to pick him up and hold him.
And I love that... but he is almost 3 and getting heavy for me!
Plus when I get up in the morning, first thing I want to do is pee and brush my teeth!
My bladder wont allow me to hold anyone or anything heavy. :)
So I convince him to hold my hand, and TRY to convince him to just wait for me while I'm in the bathroom.

Does that ever work? 
No!

So as I pee, he barges in and whines for me hold him.

No buddy... Im not gonna hold you right now.

Hold my hand?

Oh goodness, buddy... go wait for me on my bed. Then I will pick you up and get you some breakfast! 

*pouty lip*

Hold my hand, momma, pwease!

Gracious... so I held his hand as I pee'd....

Yes, you read right.
Thank goodness this isn't an everyday occurrence,
but obviously this isn't something I can let happen for very much longer!!

Is it just me, or does it seem like having boys gives you lots of potty stories?!

Maybe this is just part of the joys of having boys... 
Because with my Kiah girl, I've never really had a problem with privacy, SO FAR!

Since having boys though, my privacy has become non-existent!
What about you? Can you relate?
Do you think this is more of a boy thing too.. or have you had similar situations with your little girl? :)
I'd love to hear from you!



1 comment:

  1. My son is like Zander, for real! I can't do ANYTHING without a whiney little ones stuck on my hand, arm, or hip.

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